idrgaf and here's my excuse.

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February 9, 2012

Me:

God can I ask you a question?

God:

Sure

Me:

Promise you won't get mad

God:

I promise

Me:

Why did you let so much stuff happen to me today?

God:

What do you mean?

Me:

Well, I woke up late,

God:

Yes

Me:

My car took forever to start,

God:

Okay

Me:

at lunch they made my sandwich wrong & I had to wait,

God:

Huummmm...

Me:

On the way home, my phone went DEAD, just as I picked up a call.....

God:

All right

Me:

And on top of it all off, when I got home ~I just want to soak my feet in my new foot massager & relax. BUT it wouldn't work!!! Nothing went right today! Why did you do that?

God:

Let me see, the Death Angel was at your bed this morning & I had to send one of the other angels to battle him for your life. I let you sleep through that.

Me (humbled):

GOD:

I didn't let your car start because there was a drunk driver on your route that would have hit you if you were on the road.

Me (ashamed).........

God:

The first person who made your sandwich today was sick & I didn't want you to catch what they have, I knew you couldn't afford to miss work.

Me (embarrasses):

God:

Your phone went dead bcuz the person that was calling was going to give false witness about what you said on that call, I didn't even let you talk to them so you would be covered.

Me (softly):

I see God

God:

Oh and that foot massager, it had a shortage that was going to throw out all of the power in your house tonight. I didn't think you wanted to be in the dark.

Me:

I'm sorry God

God:

Don't be sorry, just learn to trust me.....in all things, the good & the bad.

Me:

I will trust you

God:

And don't doubt that my plan for your day is always better than your plan.

Me:

I won't God. And let me just tell you God, thank you for everything today.

God:

You're welcome child. It was just another day being your God and I love looking after my children......